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Are Two Pets Better Than One?Bob and Linda respond to an email from a listener who wants to know if she should get a new companion for a duck whose mate died. When should you have at least two members of the same bird species, and when is getting a second one a bad idea? They also discuss the pros and cons of having more than one pet rabbit, and ask listeners to tell them about their favorite books about pets for an upcoming show. Your favorite can be a how-to book, an author’s account of living with animals, or even a piece of fiction. Email Bob and Linda and suggest a book.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Make Friends with a HenAs birds go, hens are fairly trouble-free as pets, as long you keep them outdoors, of course. They're more tidy than ducks and don't require a pool. And some municipalities that won't allow other 'livestock' give the okay to a backyard chicken or two. Bob and Linda discuss the winning if occasionally perplexing personalities of these personable birds, and they explain how Lucky earned her name and where the heck bantam hen Dottie was hiding when she went lost for a full day.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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The Rarest Bird in Michigan?Bob and Linda struggle through the worst Michigan February on record. And so do their animals, when an icefall from the barn roof demolishes their two outdoor pens. Fortunately, the critters were safe indoors. Prospering in the miserable weather is a Yellow-rumped Warbler which Bob considered to be unusual for the time of year, but not extraordinarily so. However, a sharp-eyed birder saw Bob's warbler photo online and tentatively identified it as the western 'Audubon' variety of the bird, which has only been recorded twice previously in Michigan. Hear the tale of an expert birder scouring the woods for 'Bob's warbler.' Can he somehow find the tiny bird that Bob hadn't seen in days? Meanwhile, Linda talks about sighting another seldom-seen bird, a Long-eared Owl, in an episode of What Were You Thinking? that's strictly for the passerines.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Spooky, Bossy, Sneaky, and QuackyWhere did that recording go? Bob talks to Georgiana Kotarski, author of the book “Ghosts of the Southern Tennessee Valley,” about her many flesh-and-blood animals, including a ‘practice cow,’ an escape artist donkey, and the inevitable house duck. Bob begins the show with a short excerpt from Georgiana’s forthcoming book about her critters, “Canoeing with Cows.” The excerpt hilariously describers her fear of chickens as a little girl. But the truly scary question is, what happened to the podcast that Bob recorded with her the previous day? It came out blank when Bob tried to play it back. Have ghosts been messing with Georgiana again?
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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My Chinny, Chin, ChinElaine Campbell talks to Linda about her pet chinchilla Danny Boy and explains that chins have a somewhat delicate constitution. She offers tips on keeping your chinchilla happy and healthy and also describes chin vocalizations. Danny Boy, in fact, is so vocally expressive, that Elaine is considering teaching him to ‘talk’ at the same time that she trains her Senegal parrot. She also tells Linda about a possum she befriended and details how she rescued him after he took a spill from her roof.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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The Zero-Degree Weather ShowBob and Linda had intended to talk about African grey parrots the whole half-hour. But everything seems harder to accomplish when the weather is cold, and it’s zero degrees in Michigan. So, instead of rambling on about the greys, they discuss the drudgery of doing winter duck chores, while Bob reports a successful heater installation in the barn to safely keep poultry and waterfowl spirits up. Linda tells of a woodpecker population explosion on the ‘suet tree’ outside the back door and follows up on last week’s mouse report. Finally, Bob and Linda describe the cheap and easy parrot toys they’ve been making just in time to bring the show to an end as outdoor temperatures climb to a balmy 12 degrees.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Pests, Pests, and More PestsIt’s an episode you’ll be telling your great, great grandchildren you heard! Book Character Bill Holm (featured in Bob’s books Enslaved by Ducks and Fowl Weather) hijacks the show with the help of Marcia Davis, under the guise of offering suggestions to increase Bob’s audience. They lock Bob out of his house and exclude animals from the first half of the episode. In the second half, Bob and Linda apologize for Bill and Marcia’s pesky intrusion and spend the remainder of the show discussing animal pests. Bob reads a short selection from Fowl Weather about a mouse nest in their dining room, Linda talks about mice eating her car’s O2 sensors, and the episode wraps up with the tale of the sighting of Nosy, an unusual short-tailed shrew.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Duck Diapers, Boas, and Geckoes Bob invited April Rousseau on What Were You Thinking? to talk about her pet ball pythons and fat-tailed gecko. Instead, Bob and April open the show discussing duck diapers. Yes, such things do exist, and April knows all about intimate apparel for waterfowl. In addition to the lizards that light up her life, she also keeps an indoor white Rouen duck named Kamikaze Duck, or KD duck, for short. In addition to giving us the lowdown on KD’s personal habits, April describes the eating predilections of pythons and geckoes and explains why you should never leave crickets in the cage with your gecko for an extended length of time..
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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A Healer for House Pigeons Like most people, Edie Britt had a negative attitude toward pigeons. But
she changed her mind as soon as she took in her first one as a pet and
discovered its affectionate nature and intelligence. That bird led to
many others. Edie releases the wild pigeons that can be rehabbed, finds
home for others, and keeps a few in her home to spoil. In her interview
with Bob, she also talks about her collared doves (also known as
ring-necks) plus her unusual gifts as a psychic medium, which help her
to communicate with injured animals. This Edie Britt is no ‘desperate
housewife.’ She’s a healer for house pigeons and a dove’s best friend.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Janet's Ark We don't know if Noah brought fish aboard his fabled ark, but when Linda and Bob visited Janet Twesten's house, they marveled at her saltwater and freshwater aquariums. (Or did Noah pluralize them 'aquaria'?) Linda talks to Janet about her fish and marine invertebrates, inquires about her lizard pets, and straight from the horse's mouth gets the skinny on her smarty–pants equine pets. Who knew that horses were such accomplished escape artists, or that they played tricks on one another? It's a full house at Janet's — and we haven't even mentioned her pet birds.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Orriel The Oriole What would an aria sound like if a chicken sang opera? This isn’t a rhetorical question. Classically trained vocalist Orriel Smith joins Bob to crow about her CD, “The World’s Favorite Cluckoratura Arias,” which interprets classical operatic selections as a hen -- and in one case, as a hen and a cat -- might have performed them. Orriel also talks about her folk singing years in the flower power era, her appearance as a harem girl on “The Jack Benny Show,” getting dragged around by German shepherds in a movie, plus other weird and wonderful topics. You’ll thrill to snippets from her “Cluckoratura” CD, which is available at www.CDbaby.com.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Bird Rehab Not everybody can have a pet. Maybe you live in the frigid north and
move to a condo in the Caribbean every winter. That means you probably
don’t own a cat, dog, or one of the great apes. Or maybe you just don’t
want the responsibility of a year-round pet. Bob and Linda Tarte
sympathize, and on this week’s show they talk about a way to get
involved with birds on a short-term basis.
Each summer, Linda helps the
Wildlife Rehab Center raise and release orphan songbirds. (Bob helps a
little.) Some birds are easy to raise and don’t require a permit. Others
are a bit trickier. Hear the story of ‘Big Boy,’ the Red-bellied
Woodpecker who still drops by for a visit, and the juvenile Green Heron
that didn’t want to fly.
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Going Whole Hog This week, Linda hogs the entire show with her interview of Helen Tucker, who talks about her Ossabaw Island hogs, Dusty and Rusty, which she obtained from George Washington's birthplace. These smaller-than-average pigs are a heritage breed which dates back 400 years when the Spanish first brought them to the New World. Fewer than 200 breeding pairs are known to exist today. And speaking of pigs, more or less, Helen also tells Linda about her Hog Island sheep, a very hardy domesticated breed once widespread in the Colonial Era but extremely rare today. Helen entertains Linda with tales of runaway pigs and tips on feeding Popsicles to a hog.
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Slow But Steady Wins the Race Do you root for the tortoise or the hare? This week turtles get their due as Bob interviews Lisa Frankland, the secretary of the
Rio Grande Turtle and Tortoise Club . Lisa talks about turtles as pets, including her Ornate Box Turtles and Red Eared Sliders, plus her Bearded Dragon and Kenyan Sand Boa. You’ll want a turtle of your own after spending a few minutes with Lisa. After the interview, Bob asks his wife Linda, how many mistakes can he make in a single show? Listen to his ‘outtakes’ with Lisa, and grit your teeth as he blunders even more. Why is this man on Internet radio? Because, clearly, he doesn’t belong on the airwaves.
Questions or Comments? Email Bob at: bob@petliferadio.com
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Happy Rehab Habitat This week, Bob visits the Wildlife Rehab Center in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and gets a tour from Executive Director Peg Markle. Peg shows Bob some of the animals that she’s caring for, including an injured Great Blue Heron and Red-eared Slider turtle. After showing Bob around, Peg shows off husband Roger’s latest pet, an African Spurred Tortoise.
Back at the Tarte house, Bob and Linda talk about some of the juvenile migratory birds that they have raised and released under sub-permit from the Wildlife Rehab Center. Bob asks that listeners consider donating money to the Center, so that Peg and Roger can continue their much needed work.
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Along Came a Spider Don’t squash that spider. It just needs a little love. Wade Harrell has
been keeping invertebrates as pets for thirty-four years and first
started keeping tarantulas fifteen years ago. He is the current
president of the American Tarantula Society and keeps more than a
hundred tarantulas and other arthropods in his basement.
Just in time
for Halloween, he joins Bob to talk about why tarantulas make good pets
and also discusses the habits of the really big spiders that Bob has
been seeing in his woods in West Michigan. Bob’s wife Linda shares her
horrific story of her close encounter with one of those same really big
spiders. Spooky!
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Do The Zoo Maybe you don’t want a pet monkey smoking your cigars while swinging from the drapes. You might not even want a parrot eating the woodwork. One way of satisfying your craving for exotic critters without having pets of your own is volunteering at your local zoo. Brian O’Malley describes his volunteer duties at the National Zoo in Washington D.C. Brian feeds macaws and sloths, raises crickets, and stays out of the way of large, serpent-like fish called arapaimas.
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Shhhh.... We're Talkin' Wabbits Proving that you don’t have to be cwazy to have a wabbit in the house, reassuringly normal Utah artist Julie Jacobsen shares her memories of family bunny Skoobit. Bob and Linda talk about traits to consider before taking home a rabbit, and why two bunnies are better than one, even if they don’t get along. Bob uses the skit that opens the show as a valuable lesson in how not to do a podcast.
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The Crazy Critter Lady Bob Tarte phones Kelly Meister, the Crazy Critter Lady (
www.crazycritterlady.com), and she talks about how she takes care of other people's ducks that were dumped at Miller's Pond in Perrysburg, Ohio. (To see Kelly in action, visit
BobTarte.com and watch the Duck Man vs. the Crazy Critter Lady video.) After the interview with Kelly, Bob's wife Linda describes the kind of care and housing that pet ducks require. Ducks make great pets, but you have to accommodate them properly.
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From Pet-Free to Forty On the premiere episode of What Were You Thinking?, author Bob Tarte (
Enslaved by Ducks,
Fowl Weather) and his wife Linda talk about how they went from a blissful, pet-free existence to a life of constant demand from over 40 animals. They discuss some of their first animals and extol the virtues of doves as companion birds. Linda explains how you can be a part of the show and share your experiences with birds, reptiles, guinea pigs, rabbits, tarantulas, rats… you name it!
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Welcome to "What Were You Thinking?" Bob Tarte welcomes everyone to his new exotic pets podcast, "What Were You Thinking" about exotic pets, and gives a preview of what to expect in upcoming episodes.